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jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

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jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

image

image

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#slp 


the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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76/100  Pictures of Mario Mandzukic

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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  • ashton: how many hot girls are in this
  • mikey: if this isn't ninja turtles i don't care
  • calum: is it acceptable to take my pants off in the theater
  • luke: no calum keep your pants on and shush i'm watching the movie
  • mikey: do they sell pizza here
  • ashton: *giggles at sex scene*
  • calum: fuck it i'm taking my pants off
  • luke: you guys shut up calum there are children here
  • calum: *runs around theater naked* ANARCHY
  • mikey: this movie is boring can we go get pizza
  • ashton: *runs around theater giggling*
  • luke: *calls liz* mom can you come pick me up i'm scared
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